So I am drinking pink lemonade and eating mixed nuts in the middle of the night because I can’t fall asleep. But I am looking at four days off with a fun trip to visit my friend.
I just had three stunning o’s.
I am thinking about my fabulous new friend, Mrs. Oh-no. I met her at [...]
Archive for July, 2009
O No You Didn’t
Posted in stuff I did on July 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Kiss Up
Posted in lots of thinking on July 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So the other day my mom mentioned the mailman’s name and I was like “Who?” and then “Oh.” Can you believe that? This is what happens when you disappear out of my life. I forget your name.
Which is fine. Because things are so much better.
I guess I shouldn’t do this but I’m comparing now. Comparing [...]
Please Be Still Alive
Posted in man-sessing on July 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Why do I feel like it’s been DAYS since I talked to him? Really, it’s only been like two days. Why do I feel like I miss him?
I holed myself in my house all week, leaving only for work and to run to the store. It doesn’t feel good. I’ve been sleeping too much and [...]
Oh Holy Hell!
Posted in lots of thinking on July 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Oh what the hell do I do now? Have I tried everything? Probably not. I have a lot of good distractions I’m loving: a new project, time for projects, really good books, time for movies again, a really good blog I’m reading. But how long do these things last? An hour, two hours. And then [...]
Rules
Posted in man-sessing on July 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
These are my new rules for dating. And when I say dating, I mean fooling around until I find “the one.”
1. Number One. I am not settling on you unless you can guarantee me that I am your Number One. No ex-wives, no ex-girlfriends, no kids, no old flames, no unrequited love, no secret longings [...]
I Won’t Know Until I Don’t
Posted in man-sessing on July 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So I bragged to my friend how I made out with three different guys and slept with one of them all within the past month. What I didn’t say was that I really want the Crush to choose me over Torchlight. One day I am going to blow up: tell him exactly what I think. [...]
No idea
Posted in man-sessing on July 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I give up. I don’t know what they want. I don’t think they even know what they want. Don’t fucking kiss me unless you’re serious.
Oh, I screwed Weekend Escapade again.
This is what you do when you’re hot and single and the one you like is an idiot.
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